Beardy

I haven't had a shave for about two weeks now. I look like a hobo and a bit too damn gingery.

I've been balking at the price of razor blades though. These Gillette Fusion ones are like £15 for 8 blades. I've also gone off Gillette because I'm starting to find Roger Federer's bum like chin too irritating. Most bum faced chin in sport since Will Carling I reckon. So I've switched to Jonny Wilkinson's Pork Sword incorporating Suzi Quattro's Titanium Bush Trimmer. The packaging is huge to fit that name on. Let's hope it's as close and comfortable as Suzi's leather breeks from the old days when she was the poor man's Joan Jett.