N.O.D.

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Panel Test

Take Care Of Our Planet

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Kindred Spirits

Dispatches

T-Shit

Before I went off to Disneyland Paris I promised the guys at Blonde that I would be taking care of some unfinished business I had with Goofy.

On my return they presented me with this tasteful t-shirt of their interpretation of events. Fortunately Fraser managed to stop the ever shrinking Dumart from attaching a slogan that would have made it unwearable in public.

Contents may vary

A fine item in the list of ingredients for some Morrissons Bacon Rashers which were consumed at a weekend barbeque.

"Defatted soya grits"

Well at least they didn't try and tart up the name.

Tuesday

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Thermometer

I was looking at a digital thermometer the other week. Very handy for taking temperatures and accurate too.

So accurate in fact that the manufacturers, Phillips, put this claim on the box:

"More accurate than rectal or temple"

Wouldn't that be a great little phrase to drop into a personal ad.

"Single man, 30s, GSOH, runs own business. Likes hill walking and theatre. More accurate than rectal or temple. Seeking like minded female(s) for banter and frolics".

I reckon you'd be inundated with replies.

False Start

Didn't really get back into it at all in June. I should blog though. It doesn't take long and it's good for you. That's not just me saying that it's also science fact.

So here's to more inane dribble. Stay with me. Like a massage on a Bangkok rollercoaster it'll be a bumpy ride but you're guaranteed a happy ending.

Gimplord's first adventure with Toonlet