Readers of a previous blog of mine may recall my ultimately successful campaign to have Terry's Chocolate Orange change the sticker slogan from "Tap and Unwrap" to "Whack and Unwrap".
It's time for another product to be outed. Heinz CupSoup. Add 200ml of boiling water and stir well. Wait a few moments, then enjoy!
How long is a moment? 5 seconds? So a few moments might be 30 seconds. Try drinking CupSoup after 30 seconds and like a labiaplasty gone wrong you can say goodbye to your lips.
If you're reading this Heinz then I demand that you change moments to minutes.
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