X-Fuctor

I quite enjoyed my little critique of last week's X-Fuctor so I've decided to expand on it a bit this week. It's even more cathartic than shouting at the TV and less annoying for the rest of the family who are trying to watch the show.

So, some random thoughts on tonight's show:

• Dermot O'Lairy is an upgrade over Kate "The Blowfish" Thornton but isn't he just a bit too nice? Got very emotional about Daniel and should probably not be left alone in a room with Alexandra Burke.
• A Trivial Pursuit pie piece would fit perfectly into Dannii's nostril.
  
• Eoghan should get rid of the earings.
• And I still don't know what that song was he sang.
  
• I wonder how many points you'd get in scrabble for Eoghan Quigg.
• Rachel is well rough, that we know. She's no singer either and her effort in the sing off was lamentable. She knew the judges would vote off Danny Boy even if she just showed up and farted the National Anthem of Chad into the microphone. She goes next week.
• Ruth needs to show more tit. Her voice can only get her so far.
• Diana Vickers. Standing on a fucking box. She has a face like a porcelain doll you'd find in Bagpuss shop window. She constantly waves her hands about her face like there's a wasp around her all the time. She sings like Dolores from the Cranberries gargling barbed wire. She needs to get the fuck off this show.

So all in all a pretty average show with a pretty predictable result. Nice of Leona Lewis to show up and prove that she is head and shoulders above any of this fare.