Who he?

Here we have the Redknapp family playing their Nintendo Wii. There's Jamie, his wife Louise and his dad Harry. Who's the fucker in the green polo shirt though. What a fucking hanger on. Is it another brother, Louise's cousin, Jamie's best mate or the guy come round to clean the windows. Whover he is he should put the remote down and fuck off home cos he's not famous enough.

This is how a proper Nintendo ad of famous people should look:

See, there's no hangers on here or anyone looking out of place. Ah, hold on, the pasty ginger is supposed to be with them right. Nice of them to give her the yellow DS. Lovely contrast.
Getting back to this picture of the Redknapp's and this is a serious point. You'll remember that a few posts ago I warned the Sugababes that their red carpet posing would leave them crippled.
Well, just look at poor Louise as Exhibit A. Once a regular on the red carpet look at her horrific posture in that picture. Can you believe they photoshopped out her walking frame.

Ye be warned Sugababes, ye be warned.