Strictly Come

Though I couldn't give a fuck about who wins this there a couple of points worth making.

The first is that Brendan Cole is a right cunt.

The second relates to the flirtatious nature of the relationships between celebrity and dancer. It's quite often the case that professional dance teams are also in relationships off the dancefloor. There have been a couple of married couples on Strictly Come. Some bird went out with Brendan Cunt until he started boffing celeb partner Natasha Kaplinsky. Vincent Simone and Flavia Cacasomething were an item until she bent over backwards to accomodate Matt Di Eastender.

It's all a bit unsavoury. And so it was that Rachel Stevens and Vincent Simone did a rhumba, I think, that just managed to stop short of Vincent giving Rachel a good fingering. After the dance the camera cut to Rachel's fiance in the audience who looked like someone had just told him his soon to be wife had been fingered on the dancefloor by a wee Italian nonce with Spock ears. He would have been quite entitled to rush the stage and punch the little bastard hard in the chucks during the routine. Fucking outrageous.

Other notes:

• Is Jodie Kidd a supermodel? OK so she's tall but she has a face like a gerbil with a chronic overbite.
• There's something creepy about watching Cherie Lunghi dance in a "sexy" fashion. It's like watching your own mother. Fair play to her for her elasticity though.
• John Sargeant your time is up. The judges deliberately marked you higher to try and lessen the possibility of a sympathy vote. Come to think of it. Is John Sargeant really Jo Brand without the wig?