Cripple

I know there's a certain way a "lady" is supposed to pose on the red carpet but the Sugababes are on so many red carpets and continually having to strike this pose and I'm really beginning to fear that by the time they're 40 they're going to be a bunch of bent legged cripples. Maybe this is why there's been such a turnover of Sugababes. As soon as one of them gets leg knack from the posing they're given a one record deal for a short lived solo career and a fat wad of cash to fuck off.

Honestly girls, straighten the legs, and you in the pink boots take your hand off your hip. You'll thank me in the long run.