Ruff

I think it's fair to say that Jordan is rapidly cashing in the goodwill she has built up with the British public over the last few years. As Peter Andre is photographed having fun with the children so it is that Jordan is pictured on holiday with musclebound men reassuring her, for a fee, that she's still got it. Mirror, mirror on the wall and all that.

She hasn't got it anymore let's be honest. It's all pretty desperate stuff, as are the cover stories in OK! about depression and "my suicide attempt". Cut it out love before they start using your picture on cans of Pedigree Chum.