Tuesday, 30 June 2009

A response from Sky News

Dear Kwallity

Many thanks for your correspondence of 30 June. As our esteemed leader Murdoch is controller of the weather we arranged for a small period of blazing sunshine to appear at the moment you decided to walk uphill in to town wearing a jacket. This provided us with much hilarity via satellite as you began to sweat like Lee Evans on stage.

If we could paraphrase DJ Talent for a moment - when we say Britain, we mean London! Britain is London, Britain is London!

Yours faithfully

Sky News



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