Duckworth Lewis

The Duckworth Lewis Method can be applied through all aspects of life, after it's been raining of course. For those that don't know it it basically means the target is reduced after rain stops play.

So you get a blow job for 8 minutes but outside it's raining. When your partner is looking for you to reciprocate you can employ the Duckworth Lewis Method and only give 3 minutes back. Result, unless your a rampant pie muncher.

Let's think of some other examples. In your own time of course.