Bees v Wasps

Remember the summers of your youth when bees were bees and wasps were wasps?

Back in the 70s bees were considered pretty dangerous. They were everywhere. Wasps you didn't see so much though they were still to be avoided which I've managed to do with bees and wasps.

Touch my wood.

Nowadays, all wasps are complete bastards. Really aggressive cunts with attitude and big balls. Bees are like they've been smoking dope for the last 30 years. Big bumbly bastards who meander about at a pedestrian speed, minding their own business in the main. Don't get me wrong, stand on the thing and it'll sting you but they just seem to have a different agenda to us and to wasps.

There was a bee came in the window on Sunday. I told it to fuck off and it did! Right back out the window. You wouldn't get that from a wasp.