Big Brother update

Haven't watched much since the start but I'm quite confident about the following:

Sree is as creepy a sexual predator as there has ever been in the house. Poor Irish girl Nurofen is the unfortunate object of his affections. Uncomfortable viewing.

Rodrigo has now become Stephen Gateley.

Carly is always dressed up with nowhere to go. What a fucking voice though. Ball gag required.

I wonder if Lisa has managed to turn any of the women yet. I'll wager not, the fucking troll.

Angel was shaving her face the other day. Why not Google the word "Kratochvilova" and get back to me. Cock and balls.

That'll do for now.