Farewell Dear Tina, I could smell you from here

As Tina Malone departed CBB on Friday night she told Davina what she had learned from her stay in the house - don't judge a book by it's cover.

But if that book says on the cover "The Story Of A Fat Fannied Loudmouth Scouser That Reeks Of Fags" you can be fairly certain that it's a biography of Tina Malone.