BB Update

Managed to catch a bit of CBB last night and have changed my opinion on some housemates:

Tommy - dick.

Verne - amazingly nervous during Romeo & Juliet. Would make an amazing gimp for someone with minimal cupboard space.

Ken from A1 - quite funny really. Poor choice in knitwear though.

Coolio - legend. Really gets on everyone's tits, has a massive ego and didn't get voted biggest ego.

Terry Sallgold - his teeth are getting worse by the day. They look like Terracotta Army footsoldiers.

Ulrika - should just not talk. Massive ego that unlike Coolio constantly needs to have it fondled.

Tina - comes out with some cracking lines but swears too much. I like a swear but not when it's fucking gratuitous.

Michael Jackson - was sweating like a hostage during the talent show. Notice how BB really upped the original vocals in the mix to drown out the piss poor range of Mizz Jackson. She's really sweet though. Horrible green tracky bottoms mind.

Tits Pinder - was really stitched up by BB for the talent show. How standing in your pants talking about the Labour Party represents her talent I'll never know. Should have been allowed to wap out the baps though she's looked reluctant to do so. Is ever so good at apply make up and never looks less than perfect. Toffee nosed cow with horrendous points of view so would suit a ball gag. Would like her to stay in or at least flash her norks on eviction.

Mutya Buena Kinder Surprise - she's really nice and was the best singer at the talent show. Could still use a flannel though.

Michelle - her singing at the talent show defied belief. Truly awful. Definitely wasn't wearing knickers.