Freak On A Leash

So there's this Goth that got chucked off a bus the other day because he had his fiancee on a collar and lead and the bus company said it would have been dangerous if the bus had to brake suddenly.

Yeah, how long did it take them to come up with that one. I've seen old biddies knitting on the bus with potentially lethal needles and no-one stopped them.

We thought she might take a shit on the bus and they clearly didn't have a pooper scooper would have been more plausible.

The truth is they look a bit fucking freaky and the driver couldn't deal with it.

And he's right. A gimp goes on a collar and lead not your fucking wife-to-be.

Despicable.

Get a tan.