Thursday, 31 January 2008

Hip to be square

I hate it when the bottom of your trousers drag along the ground or catch under your foot especially in this mucky weather. I'm finding though that I have more drag from the left leg than the right. Originally I put it down to the weight of my wallet in my left pocket but maybe I've got one leg shorter than an other. A gimp in a built up shoe soon becomes a liability. Maybe it's just the way I waggle my hips when I walk.

I'm sitting right between size options nowadays. I'm not a 34 waist but a 32 means I'd have to hold my breath all day. A 34 leg feels a little long whereas a 32 leg kind of rides up when I sit down which means you see more sock than you would peering through a wankers window at midnight.

Ideally I'm a 33 x 33, so I could precisely fit my inside leg round my waist. Mmm, very tempting.

1 comment:

  1. I'd visit a doctor if I were you. Dinkle Pater visited his and found to his horror that he had been walking round Edinburgh since 1932 with a right leg 3/4 quarters of an inch shorter than the left - never mind the middle one!

    He hadn't noticed a bally thing.

    Get the GimpDoc out to see you. You could be suffering from leg shrinkage.

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