Top 20 things you could place, rest, balance or interact with on Ice T's wife's ass

First of all let's remove the sexism from this piece. It's not as if the woman doesn't have a name. Ice T's wife is also known as Nicole "Coco" Austin. Apparently her tits are named after planets. The left one is Jupiter and the right one is Venus. That's all very fascinating Coco but I am far more interested in Uranus.



Anyway, here is a list of the Top 20 things you could place, rest, balance or interact with on Ice T's wife's frankly enormous ass:

1. A Bontempi organ.
2. A pyramid of Ferrero Rocher.
3. A George Foreman Grill 'n' Griddle with 24 Herta Hot Dogs sizzling on it.
4. A MacBook Pro.
5. Jenga.
6. A Single bar surround sound speaker and wireless sub woofer.
7. Kenny Baker.
8. A window box full of geraniums.
9. A Yorkshire terrier curled up in his basket.
10. The complete Friends DVD boxset.
11. A crate of satsumas.
12. 3 McDonalds Happy Meals and accompanying drinks.
13. The Stanley Cup.
    
14. 16 rolls of Charmin toilet tissue.
15. Henry the Hoover.
16. An aquarium.
    
17. A luxury Harrods Christmas hamper.
18. 2 turntable and a microphone.
19. The Guiness Book of Records left open at the page for the record for World's Biggest Ass.
20. Ice T's big fat dick.