Whilst out for Valentines dinner I was put right off my stroke by a guy dining alone at a table opposite. There was one chair, one setting, one bottle of wine with one glass.
Had he been stood up?
Was he a travelling salesman?
Was he a fucking loon?
Either way he had some size of cajones to do that.
My money's on the loon theory.
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
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What were you doing stroking yourself in a restaurant in the first place you nob.
ReplyDeleteDONT BE SO FUCKING COUPLIST - YOU FASCIST!
It was me.... :-(