Mugs & Jugs

"Harris"

"Jacob"

"CockFace"

Spent a couple of hours at "The Badly Dressed Middle Class Wankers Experience" earlier. Actually it's a ceramic workshop for the kids where you get to paint plates and mugs and such, then get them glazed and pick them up the next day. The kids had a great time but fuck me if it isn't full of utter wankstains. People who dress in the dark, have hair that no salon could tame and kids with surnames for first names and faces that you would love to skelp with a freshly brewed hot water bottle.

There was one 6ft, ruddy faced she-troll wearing Caterpillar boots and with hands the size of shovels (she was the mother of Harris) who proceeded to lollop her tit out and clamp some gurning faced spud-u-lookalike baby to it.

I don't have a major beef with breast-feeding but surely a bit more discretion is required than just pulling an udder out your knitwear and let it flail around helplessly as if you were in your own home. Suddenly I have to look anywhere except straight ahead. Very distracting.

No wonder I ended up painting a nipple on the side of my mug.