Creamy Business

Pierce Brosnan just rode a horse along the beach, played pool with some friends and told me I should use some L'Oreal anti-wrinkle cream because I'm worth it.

I've never even met the man. Can't believe he's stooped to this kind of cold calling now that he's lost the Bond gig. Next he'll be phoning me at 9am on a Sunday morning to tell me I'm eligible for a free sample and by the way if I could replace all the windows and doors in my house how many would I replace.

Back of Brosnan, I'm strictly a Nivea Sensitive man.

And it's a new build, so none.