An apology to Gillette and Bum Face Federer

Just had the most awful shave with Jonny Wilkinson's Pork Sword. Actually it wasn't a shave at all as it couldn't remove the hairs. I can't believe they even sell this, it doesn't work. Got the old faithful rusty bladed Gillette out to save the day. Now I'm shaved all over like the first baboon of Spring.