Moob Judder

I got on one of those long bendy buses on Friday. I sat at the seats just at the bendy bit and started to read the Metro (staring out the windows has dropped dramatically since the Metro started to be published).

The bus vibrates so violently at those seats that I got the worst case of moob judder I've ever had and so I switched to a seat at the back.

A word of warning then ladies and gentlemen. If you're going to sit on the bendy seats make sure that you're wearing a proberly fitted bra or mansierre.