Laser eye surgery

I'm disturbed by TV adverts for laser eye surgery for two reasons.

1. They quote a price per eye. Yeah, I think I'll get one eye corrected just now and make do with not being able to see shit through the other eye and just deal with the daily headaches from squinting.

2. It says "prices from". So there's different levels of eye surgery. Well this here's the £20 option done by pointing a gun from Laserquest at your pupil for an hour. It might work.