Yoghurt lessons

1. Never, no matter what Muller try to tell you, lick the lid of life.

2. Don't scoop the edge residue into the main yoghurt either.

3. Open the yoghurt away from you to avoid clothing stainage. I've forgotten this rule twice in the last few days. Hmmm, suspicious soiling.

4. Muller corners don't bend and tip like they used to do. They spring back. And lo, my crumble landed on the desk instead of in with the rhubarb.

5. Disposable spoons taste better.