Ellen Page or is it Paige

You know that film Juno that won an Oscar. Juno it? (I'm so fucking funny. Again) Well, I've always thought that the script was so "witty" and up it's own arse that I would hate it. Pretentious drivel pouring out of this lass's gob on any clip I've seen.

Well, the other night I caught the last few minutes of Hard Candy. It's the one about the perv who gets the tables turned on him.

Then it clicked, the reason I really couldn't watch Juno is because it's got Ellen Page (or is it Paige) in it. I don't think I've ever seen a face I'd more like to punch. I'm irritated just thinking about it.

Jeez, I feel sick now. Sorry, I'm going to have to stop.