Just leave the basin next to the bed

Went to the local Chinese takeaway the other week. Got a couple of dishes in, one with beansprouts and one without. Helpfully they taped a bit of card to the plastic tub to mark which one had the beansprouts.

When I took the lid off I could see what was on the other side of the piece of card they had used. You're probably expecting this to be a pair of tits or a huge schlong. I wish it was.




What the fuck is that!!

Now I really hope it's something fake but if this is how guys working in Chinese Takeaway kitchens like to get off then I'm sorry but from now on it's Tesco Finest for me.

And you can shove your calendar up yer arse this year pal.