Cash machine

I have a bit of a thing (that may be an understatement) when it comes to touching door handles, lavvy handles, bus bells and so on.

I had a difficult time at the cash machine today. Although the buttons looked reasonably fresh the screen looked like the Wanky Shit Demon had tried to make a withdrawal at it. I had to use my pinkie for the whole transaction.

The banks should employ somebody to stand next to every cash machine with a squeegy and a chamois leather. I'll phone Customer Services and see what they plan to do about it.