Monday, 27 October 2008
Holidays
Funny things happen when I go on holiday - I end up not updating this blog. It's very poor. There wasn't even a Gimplady Of The Week. That's because I stumbled across a picture of Victoria Beckham in a black catsuit and spent the rest of the day dry-heaving and thinking of Ann Widdecombe fellating John Prescott to try and rid my mind of the image. Normal service about to be resumed.
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It is sad. I've only had a long weekend - not a week - and my blog has been updated in depth.
ReplyDeleteHowever I would pay good money to see Anne Widdecombe fellate Prescott but ONLY if she were wearing a Nun's outfit and he was in his ship's stewards uniform. She would be naked under her habit and he would be greased using a combination of lard and engine oil.
Michael Hesaltine would be filming their antics from a Westland helicopter, from which would dangle Leo Britten, tied as he would be, to Michael Foot - at the end of a rope ladder. Foot would be scattering donkey jackets to the audience.