Thermometer

I was looking at a digital thermometer the other week. Very handy for taking temperatures and accurate too.

So accurate in fact that the manufacturers, Phillips, put this claim on the box:

"More accurate than rectal or temple"

Wouldn't that be a great little phrase to drop into a personal ad.

"Single man, 30s, GSOH, runs own business. Likes hill walking and theatre. More accurate than rectal or temple. Seeking like minded female(s) for banter and frolics".

I reckon you'd be inundated with replies.