Pantage

I always buy large pants. I'm not saying I'm "large". I'm just saying I buy large pants. And I fit them well, OK.

Makes me think. Do men ever buy any other size? Even if you were departmentally small or medium you would still buy large pants. What man could hand over small pants at the counter without feeling inadequate.

Imagine if your wife or partner bought you a size other than large. That would show what she really thinks of you. I would think buying small would be grounds for divorce.

Of course if you get extra large that doesn't mean you're overly endowed. It means you're a fat fucker.